1 00:00:23,957 --> 00:00:28,838 People ask why I hang around gangsters, smugglers and murderers. 2 00:00:28,996 --> 00:00:32,000 I tell them: "For a laugh." 3 00:00:42,576 --> 00:00:46,149 I'm Waldo Winchester of The New York Tribune. 4 00:00:46,313 --> 00:00:48,156 Broadway is my beat. 5 00:00:48,315 --> 00:00:50,761 My column is 20 years old awakening the people... 6 00:00:50,918 --> 00:00:53,125 ...better than their morning a cup of coffee. 7 00:00:53,287 --> 00:00:57,201 Who was last seen at whose party at night while his wife was out of town? 8 00:00:57,357 --> 00:01:00,736 Stick with me and I will tell you. 9 00:01:00,961 --> 00:01:04,841 I am always asked what is the most exciting night I wrote about. 10 00:01:04,998 --> 00:01:07,171 The answer is easy. 11 00:01:07,334 --> 00:01:11,180 It was the night when the bandits were rubbing shoulders elbows with high society types. 12 00:01:11,338 --> 00:01:14,376 And the kills happen faster than you can count. 13 00:01:14,541 --> 00:01:18,683 When silly games became paupers in millionaires. 14 00:01:18,845 --> 00:01:24,090 That night may be gone now but there is still a memory. 15 00:03:14,628 --> 00:03:16,630 New Year, 1928. 16 00:03:16,797 --> 00:03:19,403 The Last Big Bang of the Jazz Age. 17 00:03:19,566 --> 00:03:23,173 But who knew then? Prohibition meant you couldn't have a drink... 18 00:03:23,336 --> 00:03:26,340 ...unless you knew an establishment like this one. Mizzoo's. 19 00:03:26,506 --> 00:03:29,282 It was a badge of honor I just knew where it was. 20 00:03:52,699 --> 00:03:54,110 Big money! 21 00:04:04,144 --> 00:04:06,681 We'll get back to Mizzoo's later. 22 00:04:06,847 --> 00:04:09,350 But our story begins somewhere else. 23 00:04:12,119 --> 00:04:14,656 Starts at Mindy's scandalous restaurant... 24 00:04:14,821 --> 00:04:18,064 ...where there is luck, our large cast of characters... 25 00:04:18,225 --> 00:04:20,865 ...everyone seems to have a reservation. 26 00:04:21,027 --> 00:04:25,169 Here's Crunch Sweeney. The bodyguard of the brain. 27 00:04:32,005 --> 00:04:34,576 The man with the scarf is the brain itself 28 00:04:34,741 --> 00:04:37,722 The largest gambling operator on Broadway. 29 00:04:42,349 --> 00:04:44,989 The other person with him is called Regret... 30 00:04:45,152 --> 00:04:48,190 ...after the only horse he once won a bet on. 31 00:04:54,327 --> 00:04:56,000 Good job, Basil. 32 00:04:56,163 --> 00:05:00,043 I'm passing by. Hotplate. Make a hole here. 33 00:05:01,668 --> 00:05:04,274 Naturally, The Brain had many enemies... 34 00:05:04,437 --> 00:05:06,781 ...but he was generous to all his friends. 35 00:05:06,940 --> 00:05:10,854 And tonight he was even buying dinner for a poor stranger in town... 36 00:05:11,011 --> 00:05:12,957 ...whose only remaining assets... 37 00:05:13,113 --> 00:05:16,390 ...were a pair of malnourished people Georgian hounds. 38 00:05:16,550 --> 00:05:17,858 I'm crunching. 39 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:22,861 Sorry, boss. Can I sit with Maud? 40 00:05:23,023 --> 00:05:26,800 What can I tell you, Crunch. Sit with Maud. 41 00:05:30,897 --> 00:05:34,970 - How was the track? - The ponies had it for me. 42 00:05:35,135 --> 00:05:39,015 I was beaten by three dirty noses in four series. 43 00:05:39,973 --> 00:05:44,854 In all the years I've known you, I must were beaten by 10,000 noses. 44 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:48,827 Now or never, gentlemen. 45 00:05:49,616 --> 00:05:53,189 - What are all these things? - Stick to the steaks. 46 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:55,560 Two dozen fillets and matzo platter. 47 00:05:55,722 --> 00:05:57,929 - How do you want them? - Quickly. 48 00:05:58,091 --> 00:06:02,301 And bring me a string of them, you know, little babies. 49 00:06:03,663 --> 00:06:06,542 The warthogs belong to Ringling's. 50 00:06:07,801 --> 00:06:09,974 Watch it! Watch your back! 51 00:06:11,438 --> 00:06:14,476 Who is this weirdo? shapely gentleman? 52 00:06:14,641 --> 00:06:18,817 Oh, it's just Feet Samuels. A man I don't consider dice. 53 00:06:19,145 --> 00:06:21,716 - Why not? - Well, he's always broke. 54 00:06:22,148 --> 00:06:25,493 There is no percentage hanging around brokers. 55 00:06:26,553 --> 00:06:31,468 - What are you talking about? - I'm sick of all this. 56 00:06:31,625 --> 00:06:34,231 I am especially sick and tired to be broke. 57 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:37,500 The only thing that kept me going from yesterday's concussion... 58 00:06:37,664 --> 00:06:40,577 ... is the C-note I have to pay The brain today. 59 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:44,682 I don't want him going around saying I'm no good after I'm dead. 60 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:49,618 The hardest thing of all? I'm in love 61 00:06:50,110 --> 00:06:51,612 In love with who? 62 00:06:52,812 --> 00:06:55,383 - Your date last night didn't pay off. - What of it? 63 00:06:55,548 --> 00:06:58,085 So I don't need clients like you. Out! 64 00:06:58,251 --> 00:07:01,721 - Get your hands off me, Mindy. - Get out of here! 65 00:07:01,888 --> 00:07:05,597 - I don't like your food anyway. - We don't like you either. 66 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:10,135 Some people's nerves. 67 00:07:10,297 --> 00:07:14,643 Hortense Hathaway? I know her She is nothing but a big… 68 00:07:14,801 --> 00:07:18,977 Stop right there. I won't have any now you call her a big fool... 69 00:07:19,139 --> 00:07:22,245 ...or whatever else you're going to do call her because i love her 70 00:07:22,409 --> 00:07:25,083 What does Hortense think about it? 71 00:07:25,245 --> 00:07:26,918 She doesn't know, of course. 72 00:07:29,115 --> 00:07:31,959 I'd rather get out than to live without her. 73 00:07:34,187 --> 00:07:37,134 Move those violin cases off the trail. 74 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:39,395 sorry god 75 00:07:39,559 --> 00:07:41,539 This looks interesting. 76 00:07:41,695 --> 00:07:46,166 Marinated herring. This is very good food for the brain. 77 00:07:46,733 --> 00:07:49,475 Jack! Oh, Jack! 78 00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:54,482 - A close personal friend, I understand. - yes 79 00:07:54,641 --> 00:07:57,918 - I reserved a table for you, Jack. - God, this is exactly what I need. 80 00:07:58,078 --> 00:07:59,079 what is the problem 81 00:07:59,245 --> 00:08:04,217 MacKyle's bash drinking was stolen. I'm broke if it doesn't show. 82 00:08:05,685 --> 00:08:09,565 Here is Love Lou. She is somebody I could drown my problems. 83 00:08:09,723 --> 00:08:12,897 Basil, bring it. 84 00:08:14,027 --> 00:08:17,304 - But she's with Mizzoo. - She won't bite. Stingray. 85 00:08:20,533 --> 00:08:22,809 Off the road! Get started! 86 00:08:25,071 --> 00:08:29,247 - So she thinks she's too good for me? - She's too good for her own good. 87 00:08:29,409 --> 00:08:32,652 - Did you ask him if he was done? - I read his mind, fat face. 88 00:08:32,812 --> 00:08:36,259 I would read yours too only i can't see very well in the dark. 89 00:08:45,425 --> 00:08:48,201 - Beautiful evening, isn't it? - You're doing well. 90 00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:51,433 yes indeed Two hot legs, a handshake from Limburger... 91 00:08:51,598 --> 00:08:55,603 ...and the night is still young. No one is safe from Hotfoot Harry. 92 00:08:56,269 --> 00:08:59,307 Has a pair of virgin legs right in this room. 93 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:03,783 The last person to try this is done in Brooklyn, Queens and the Bronx. 94 00:09:03,943 --> 00:09:05,980 The brain is definitely liberated. 95 00:09:06,646 --> 00:09:10,924 I have a little party tonight. Those are the usual bets, Waldo. 96 00:09:11,084 --> 00:09:13,325 Thanks Johnny. Just maybe. 97 00:09:13,787 --> 00:09:16,199 - I'll see you there. - When? 98 00:09:16,356 --> 00:09:20,827 Very little gathering, Legs. Barely enough room for the dice. 99 00:09:26,533 --> 00:09:29,446 The legs were the most famous respectable man in the city. 100 00:09:29,836 --> 00:09:32,009 Where he suddenly disappeared get all that money? 101 00:09:33,173 --> 00:09:35,312 Water for the mass of the brain. 102 00:09:35,475 --> 00:09:38,183 Paradise Garage, 9:00. 103 00:09:47,187 --> 00:09:50,999 - Hey, what the hell are these? - Customers. 104 00:09:51,191 --> 00:09:54,536 - What do you think this is? - A room for people who like dog food? 105 00:09:54,761 --> 00:09:57,833 - Why you, I have to... - Here they are. 106 00:09:57,997 --> 00:10:02,309 It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. Just don't bring some shetland ponies here. 107 00:10:03,036 --> 00:10:04,572 Out of my way. 108 00:10:06,506 --> 00:10:10,352 Meanwhile this weasel keep your beady eye... 109 00:10:10,510 --> 00:10:14,219 ...of the brain, waiting for night to fall. 110 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:24,500 - That dog is a bottomless pit. - Yes, sir, especially for the little ones. 111 00:10:24,657 --> 00:10:28,161 I guess they love little babies more of everything in this world. 112 00:10:28,328 --> 00:10:31,866 Well, well, Love Lu. Isn't that cute... 113 00:10:32,031 --> 00:10:35,444 The man trying to talk Lovey Lou is Marvin Clay... 114 00:10:35,602 --> 00:10:37,582 ...which is as rich as it is repulsive. 115 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:40,645 - Wangel, it was nice to meet you. - Marvin, not now. 116 00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:43,913 - Take the dogs for a walk. - Never. 117 00:10:46,613 --> 00:10:50,493 - Come on guys. come on - He has a slave bracelet. 118 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:53,529 what is clay doing sitting with Lovey Lou? 119 00:10:53,686 --> 00:10:56,223 - This is disgusting. - Are you talking again? 120 00:10:56,389 --> 00:10:59,427 Well, not yet. you know she's still pretty mad at me. 121 00:10:59,592 --> 00:11:03,404 You're too good for my money Favorite Lou? I know you want it. 122 00:11:03,563 --> 00:11:04,940 Upset or not... 123 00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:06,839 I'd rather eat a tick. 124 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:10,004 ...I don't like this octopus glittered all over her. 125 00:11:11,304 --> 00:11:12,442 Good evening, Maud. 126 00:11:12,605 --> 00:11:17,111 I have to curl my hair and my nails are painted So I'll see you at 8. 127 00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:19,951 - Okay, Maud. - Look at yourself. 128 00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:28,929 Be sure to trim your beard, eh? And don't, don't, don't be late. 129 00:11:29,088 --> 00:11:30,761 I'm crunching. 130 00:11:30,924 --> 00:11:33,837 What's up Lovey Lou? 131 00:11:33,993 --> 00:11:36,940 How about a spin around the park for old times sake? 132 00:11:37,096 --> 00:11:40,373 Please leave me alone. I'm just waiting for my sister. 133 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:42,206 The car is going. 134 00:11:42,502 --> 00:11:45,278 Evening, Love Lu. Is that blister bothering you? 135 00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:47,349 Beat him, bed louse. 136 00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:50,488 Oh, did you get a break? 137 00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:53,715 If you gentlemen don't mind, I'm waiting for someone. 138 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:58,226 Listen, speck, I'll give it to you two seconds to evaporate. 139 00:11:58,685 --> 00:12:00,164 It still hurts, right? 140 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:02,664 I don't know what what are you talking about 141 00:12:02,822 --> 00:12:06,770 We've all seen you up front with your staples all over Lovey's sister. 142 00:12:06,926 --> 00:12:10,499 Pig! it is not enough you tried to ruin me! 143 00:12:10,663 --> 00:12:13,735 - Get your hands off me! - You stink of ice, rat boy. 144 00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:16,176 I'll kill you, you no-good murphy the frog 145 00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:19,681 Not if I see you first you over pumped nickel nurse. 146 00:12:26,045 --> 00:12:29,959 Hey, what does this look like? I'm not Madison Square Garden. 147 00:12:30,116 --> 00:12:33,393 How can an ancient wheezing bag as if you expect to find time... 148 00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:35,590 ...with demitasses like Honey and Lovey? 149 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:40,329 - If you two have business to deal with... - Do you know who I am?! 150 00:12:40,793 --> 00:12:43,672 Now I'll show you the skin you phonus balonus. 151 00:12:43,830 --> 00:12:49,940 come on! Try to cross my path, you son of the builder and I will kill you. 152 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:52,947 - Take the breeze, wanderers. - I'll cut you off, you bastard! 153 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:57,316 I have clients who try to enjoy their delicacies. 154 00:12:58,211 --> 00:13:00,122 Family life. 155 00:13:02,749 --> 00:13:07,027 Come on, Love. Don't barbecue your brains over that cog. 156 00:13:07,186 --> 00:13:09,166 This Marvin is evil. 157 00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:13,566 Well, forget it. At least you know Regret is in your corner. 158 00:13:13,726 --> 00:13:15,797 - Ladies, your coats. - Yes, Mizzoo. 159 00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:19,000 Did you see him fight for me? He has to feel something, right? 160 00:13:19,165 --> 00:13:21,338 Well, of course he does. 161 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:24,304 Jack, I have to run. 162 00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:27,576 Make sure the champagne will arrive on time. 163 00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:29,481 It always is. 164 00:13:30,276 --> 00:13:32,688 Did you see the road? did she look at me 165 00:13:32,845 --> 00:13:35,587 Even socialite ladies are red hot to me. 166 00:13:35,915 --> 00:13:38,919 - Evening, Brain. I'm crunching. - Evening, Legs. 167 00:13:39,085 --> 00:13:41,929 I have the hundred that you lent me. 168 00:13:42,088 --> 00:13:47,162 Plus five percent interest and 10 percent interest. 169 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,238 Good moment. 170 00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:51,965 Glad to see you so happy, Brain. 171 00:13:52,131 --> 00:13:54,907 What's not to be happy about? It's new year. 172 00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:57,981 - Flowers, sir? - No thanks. 173 00:13:58,938 --> 00:14:00,508 flowers? 174 00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:02,380 Peel my fin. 175 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:08,382 for me? thank you 176 00:14:10,216 --> 00:14:12,787 Hot food! Hot stuff! Watch your back! 177 00:14:12,952 --> 00:14:16,490 - What's your name, sunshine? - Mary. 178 00:14:16,656 --> 00:14:18,658 Here, boss. 179 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:23,697 They are only one cent, sir. I don't there is change for that much money. 180 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:27,834 Keep the change. happy new year 181 00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:31,845 thank you thank you sir 182 00:14:33,639 --> 00:14:35,482 God bless you sir. 183 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:43,319 God! I gave to Doris 10 grand last night. 184 00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:46,987 She didn't make half a fuss about it that this doll does. 185 00:14:47,153 --> 00:14:49,429 Maybe the flower doll he needs a pound note... 186 00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:51,865 ... more than Doris needs 10 G. 187 00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:54,664 Yes, and of course, Doris… 188 00:14:55,194 --> 00:15:00,166 Doris gives me more than a flower, and God bless. 189 00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:03,944 With all due respect, Brain. 190 00:15:04,103 --> 00:15:08,381 Only Doris Clare's overhead is enough to drive a normal person crazy. 191 00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:11,954 And I hear she's almost thrifty compared to your other girlfriends. 192 00:15:12,111 --> 00:15:15,320 - Not to mention your ever-loving wife. - It's not bad. 193 00:15:15,481 --> 00:15:18,155 Support is no more over 300 grand a year. 194 00:15:18,317 --> 00:15:21,855 Consider the benefits. I don't know another citizen everywhere… 195 00:15:22,021 --> 00:15:25,059 ...which has so many seats to go home. 196 00:15:25,224 --> 00:15:29,434 And that's pretty convenient when some annoying people… 197 00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:31,768 ...you want to mess with me. 198 00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:45,419 Homer Swing sends his regards for New Years from Brooklyn. 199 00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:48,484 Take the knife. 200 00:15:55,188 --> 00:15:58,499 - We better get you to the hospital, Brain. - no 201 00:15:59,158 --> 00:16:02,537 I want to keep this quiet. take me home 202 00:16:02,695 --> 00:16:04,299 Which home? 203 00:16:15,942 --> 00:16:17,387 I'm driving. 204 00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:24,958 - One of my best customers. - They cut it in two. 205 00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:26,995 It was amazing. 206 00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:30,726 Brooklyn operators tried to take power on New Year's Eve. 207 00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:33,427 This was the first such attack in Mindy's...story 208 00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:36,039 ...and the news spread faster than a common cold. 209 00:16:36,195 --> 00:16:39,768 I'm telling you people. It was a stabbing, not a shooting. 210 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:44,574 - Expert! - Inspector McNamara. 211 00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:48,879 I think I found a date for tonight. Come on, son. 212 00:16:49,041 --> 00:16:53,717 Thanks for the invite, but I'm not doing it care to accompany copper boilers as a rule. 213 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:56,622 Be a critic from other citizens. 214 00:16:57,150 --> 00:16:58,754 let's go 215 00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:03,264 But, inspector, where are we going? It happened there. 216 00:17:03,422 --> 00:17:07,495 Of course, of course. Why not tell me what do you know 217 00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:17,410 Keep it good. I'll be back in a couple. 218 00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:20,982 Good evening, Charlotte. 219 00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:23,643 I am your husband's associate. can i come in 220 00:17:23,809 --> 00:17:27,052 Look, Gympie, I don't have all night. What's the trick? 221 00:17:27,513 --> 00:17:30,858 I'm afraid the Brain is dating with an accident at Mindy's. 222 00:17:31,017 --> 00:17:34,089 He's all numb in the hack below. 223 00:17:34,253 --> 00:17:36,096 Where should we put it? 224 00:17:36,255 --> 00:17:40,761 In a hospital, of course. I entertain very important people. 225 00:17:40,927 --> 00:17:44,670 Tell him I'll visit him tomorrow and brought him some broth. 226 00:17:48,634 --> 00:17:51,274 How long has he been dead, Doc? 227 00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:53,978 Oh, Boddicker! 228 00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:55,850 Who released it? 229 00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:58,545 He's the only cracker I've found on New Year's Eve. 230 00:17:58,711 --> 00:18:01,191 It's been 10 years since then he is allowed to practice. 231 00:18:01,347 --> 00:18:03,554 I thought since he used to be a saw... 232 00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:07,459 ...and since Marvin Clay used if I am alive, then it will be fine. 233 00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:08,826 Marvin Clay! 234 00:18:10,189 --> 00:18:12,829 And who were you expecting? 235 00:18:12,992 --> 00:18:16,906 Why, I just saw him cry grill at Mindy's. 236 00:18:17,063 --> 00:18:19,600 Then he looked straight as rain. 237 00:18:21,067 --> 00:18:24,947 What caused this nasty spot on his shirt, Boddicker? 238 00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:28,017 There seems to be a bullet in his body somehow. 239 00:18:28,174 --> 00:18:29,881 Any clues McGinty? 240 00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:33,285 nothing No prints, no traces, nothing. 241 00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:37,087 in such a case arrest everyone on sight. 242 00:18:38,918 --> 00:18:44,163 Inspector, there's a man from Georgia with a pair of hounds. 243 00:18:44,323 --> 00:18:47,861 Maybe they can help track it down the scoundrel who shot Marvin Clay. 244 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,302 Quick thinking, Basil. 245 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:54,672 Okay, so it's only 8:00... 246 00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:58,941 ...and The Brain and Marvin Clay have already suffered disaster. 247 00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:02,751 Your wife is not at home right now. 248 00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:07,180 Try Cynthia Harris. 249 00:19:13,219 --> 00:19:15,165 Greenwich Village. 250 00:19:19,058 --> 00:19:22,801 What's going on back there? This is a hack, not a hearse. 251 00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:24,635 Just drive. 252 00:19:28,634 --> 00:19:32,172 I can't believe the homer swing hit The Brain. 253 00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:36,445 Don't worry about The Brain. He'll laugh about it tomorrow. 254 00:19:39,945 --> 00:19:43,552 - I'm sorry, gentlemen. We are currently full. - I have never heard of such a thing. 255 00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:46,287 What a second rate operation you are conducting? 256 00:19:46,452 --> 00:19:51,765 Have a heart, Waldo. We already are in violation of fire regulations. 257 00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:54,304 What was that? 258 00:19:59,398 --> 00:20:02,436 Enter, gentlemen, and welcome. 259 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:14,783 Place your bets, gentlemen. Lid. Hed the bets. 260 00:20:14,947 --> 00:20:17,689 A little lesson in the art of photographing nonsense. 261 00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:20,797 I like to whisper to the dice. Get to know them a little. 262 00:20:20,953 --> 00:20:22,955 Turn them around, Waldo. 263 00:20:23,122 --> 00:20:25,966 The toss at hand. A flick of the wrist and... 264 00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:28,571 So much for the scientific approach. 265 00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:31,470 Four hundred is the bet to cover this bet. 266 00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,802 - Here, old Legs. - Two hundred dollars. 267 00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:39,416 The legs prefer one hand, and blows just before throwing. 268 00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:41,574 Give me that naturally. 269 00:20:43,209 --> 00:20:45,849 That's what I'm talking about. 270 00:20:51,117 --> 00:20:52,994 This is for Hortense. come on 271 00:20:53,152 --> 00:20:55,257 He also likes to pray to these bones... 272 00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:57,901 ...and tonight luck comes suddenly on his side. 273 00:20:58,057 --> 00:20:59,832 it's not believable 274 00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:05,005 Will you give it to someone else? chance? 275 00:21:05,164 --> 00:21:07,610 - Hey, I'm sorry. - Hey, anyone else? 276 00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:12,644 Waldo, who has the dice? 277 00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:14,613 He won them over. 278 00:21:14,907 --> 00:21:17,444 - A little gift for you, Regret. - Yes? 279 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:19,180 Clean us up. 280 00:21:21,247 --> 00:21:24,091 Let's head to Park Avenue for some laughter soup. 281 00:21:24,250 --> 00:21:26,753 That MacKyle dump it should appear by now. 282 00:21:26,919 --> 00:21:28,865 Maybe we'll meet there later. 283 00:21:29,021 --> 00:21:32,161 - Hey, I heard Hortense is there, Legs. - Hydrangea? 284 00:21:32,324 --> 00:21:34,998 Well, that changes the odds. Are you coming Waldo? 285 00:21:35,161 --> 00:21:39,007 No, I have to sign my column with the morning marshmallow. 286 00:21:39,165 --> 00:21:41,543 You really outdid yourself tonight. 287 00:21:41,701 --> 00:21:46,741 Thanks, Waldo. You've always been fair to me. 288 00:21:46,906 --> 00:21:49,284 Remember what I told you for Hortense. 289 00:21:49,441 --> 00:21:51,443 hallelujah amen brothers and sisters! 290 00:21:51,610 --> 00:21:54,056 i will leave you with this new year message. 291 00:21:54,213 --> 00:21:58,320 If Jesus were alive today, he would be dressed just like me. 292 00:21:58,484 --> 00:22:01,954 Legs, my boy, that's what it looks like the start of a winning streak. 293 00:22:02,121 --> 00:22:05,227 We can make a nice stack in the Grub Stakes Derby tomorrow. 294 00:22:05,391 --> 00:22:07,735 Just come with me of the bookmaker Brillstein. 295 00:22:07,893 --> 00:22:10,134 I would like to, sorry but I won't be around. 296 00:22:10,296 --> 00:22:13,106 What's more important than a hot tip? where will you be 297 00:22:13,265 --> 00:22:14,608 Dead. 298 00:22:14,767 --> 00:22:16,041 Dead? 299 00:22:17,236 --> 00:22:21,184 - What are you talking about? - I'm going to clean up tonight. 300 00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:23,320 Get away? I don't get the joke. 301 00:22:23,476 --> 00:22:26,184 I've been broke since day one. Can be worn on a man. 302 00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:27,346 so 303 00:22:27,513 --> 00:22:30,289 I thought of the crockery buy bodies to train on… 304 00:22:30,449 --> 00:22:32,895 ...and I find this doctor who wants to buy mine. 305 00:22:33,052 --> 00:22:35,794 - That doesn't sound legit. - It's very legal! 306 00:22:35,955 --> 00:22:39,596 He pays me four C because he is I've been looking for legs like mine for years. 307 00:22:39,758 --> 00:22:43,137 This is terrible. How does he know you're going to deliver it? 308 00:22:43,295 --> 00:22:48,301 Everyone knows I pay what I owe. I gave The Brain as a reference. 309 00:22:48,467 --> 00:22:51,914 - And he insists on delivery tonight? - Oh, yes. 310 00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:54,241 He is a shark on legs. 311 00:22:54,406 --> 00:22:57,444 Excuse me for a minute, I'm sorry. I'll be right back 312 00:23:00,279 --> 00:23:03,692 - What is this, a joke? - I tell you, they are predators. 313 00:23:03,849 --> 00:23:07,422 Yes, sir. They are the best male tracks north of the Atlantic. 314 00:23:07,753 --> 00:23:10,233 They better be. We have a murder. 315 00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:13,131 Killing is their favorite thing for tracking. 316 00:23:13,292 --> 00:23:16,865 - Then let's go. - Come on guys, we have work to do. 317 00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:35,688 You must be wondering what a parrot has everything to do with it. 318 00:23:35,848 --> 00:23:39,921 Trust me. This is Polly, Harriet McKail's best friend. 319 00:23:45,457 --> 00:23:46,731 Polly has seen a lot. 320 00:23:47,193 --> 00:23:51,699 But nothing compared to the greats and the ingratitude that Harriet has to-night. 321 00:23:51,864 --> 00:23:53,775 Your coat, sir. 322 00:23:54,833 --> 00:23:59,543 - Has Hortense Hathaway arrived yet? - I'm sure I won't know. 323 00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:01,645 Stupid people. 324 00:24:02,575 --> 00:24:04,577 Happy New Year, friends, and welcome. 325 00:24:04,743 --> 00:24:08,691 I'm Miss Mackail. My friends call me Harriet. 326 00:24:09,315 --> 00:24:13,092 Call me Regret. And this is Feet Samuels. 327 00:24:13,252 --> 00:24:16,631 Any relation to samuels coal of kentucky? 328 00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:18,230 thank you 329 00:24:18,390 --> 00:24:20,734 The legs have no known relationship. 330 00:24:20,893 --> 00:24:23,430 Can I take you to the bar? 331 00:24:25,698 --> 00:24:28,611 - What kind of business are you in? - Monkeys. 332 00:24:28,867 --> 00:24:30,312 Excuse me, Mr. Regret. 333 00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:34,110 - Harriet, meet my friend, Mr. Carrier. - Mr. Career? 334 00:24:34,273 --> 00:24:35,718 Bartender. 335 00:24:36,942 --> 00:24:38,580 I'm sorry... 336 00:24:39,445 --> 00:24:42,949 Soupy Mike is how I live and breathe. 337 00:24:43,182 --> 00:24:46,493 I haven't seen you in a long time in the company of such puffers. 338 00:24:46,652 --> 00:24:47,926 How did you get away? 339 00:24:48,087 --> 00:24:51,068 Well, I was a very good boy this year, sorry. 340 00:24:51,223 --> 00:24:56,263 So Santa took me away the most useful gift i have ever seen. 341 00:24:58,797 --> 00:25:01,937 - Aren't they special? - Wonderful. 342 00:25:02,167 --> 00:25:04,670 Who drops this ice on you baby? 343 00:25:04,837 --> 00:25:07,818 This scumbag that comes to the club once or twice a week... 344 00:25:07,973 --> 00:25:10,783 ...asking me to marry him. I take the presents. 345 00:25:11,310 --> 00:25:13,586 And not the proposal? 346 00:25:13,746 --> 00:25:16,920 He's a 90-year-old nut. Gotta play it cool. 347 00:25:17,082 --> 00:25:20,325 - Have you seen a blower in this dump? - yes Right here. 348 00:25:25,958 --> 00:25:28,564 Operator, bring me the Tribune. 349 00:25:28,761 --> 00:25:32,868 - What are you following me for? - Yes, I know it's late. What of this? 350 00:25:40,673 --> 00:25:42,516 - Winchester. - Waldo, we need to talk. 351 00:25:42,675 --> 00:25:44,985 Just bought legs bottle of rat poison. 352 00:25:45,144 --> 00:25:48,318 - What did he buy? - Rat poison! 353 00:25:48,714 --> 00:25:52,856 He's serious, Waldo. You are the only one he will listen to. 354 00:25:53,018 --> 00:25:55,464 You know what he is like when he gets an idea. 355 00:25:55,621 --> 00:25:58,465 If I try to dissuade him will swallow it faster. 356 00:25:58,957 --> 00:26:01,995 What an evening this night is turning into. 357 00:26:02,361 --> 00:26:05,001 - Is Hortensius there? - Yes 358 00:26:05,164 --> 00:26:07,906 good Well, I'll come and talk to her. 359 00:26:08,067 --> 00:26:12,607 - Okay, do it quickly. - As soon as I finish the punctuation. 360 00:26:15,507 --> 00:26:17,487 Jesus Christ. 361 00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:30,025 Marvin Clay's death would not leave too big a hole in one's heart... 362 00:26:30,189 --> 00:26:33,534 ...but can anyone hate him enough to kill him? 363 00:26:33,692 --> 00:26:36,070 And could this someone be the horseplayer... 364 00:26:36,228 --> 00:26:38,765 ...who already was threw it at Mindy? 365 00:26:38,931 --> 00:26:41,434 Watch out now! They can smell it. 366 00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:44,843 No Dick Tracy needed to understand it. 367 00:26:46,071 --> 00:26:49,018 I hope Doc Frischer can quick fix on The Brain. 368 00:26:49,174 --> 00:26:52,314 I saved him a couple of ducats for the fight tomorrow. 369 00:26:52,478 --> 00:26:56,085 The brain never misses a Smash Maclntyre match. 370 00:26:56,248 --> 00:26:58,194 Are the seats good? 371 00:26:58,917 --> 00:27:03,491 of course you know what Brain means to me. 372 00:27:05,557 --> 00:27:07,264 What a world. 373 00:27:07,426 --> 00:27:11,738 The guys with the yachts are sharks, everyone else has holes in their shoes. 374 00:27:14,233 --> 00:27:18,079 - Happy New Year, Legs. - Happy New Year, Mizzoo. 375 00:27:18,337 --> 00:27:21,181 Well, don't stand there like the Statue of Liberty. 376 00:27:21,340 --> 00:27:24,549 Swim over and load your boats. 377 00:27:26,945 --> 00:27:29,186 I see you brought your bells. 378 00:27:32,217 --> 00:27:37,166 Well, I guess I can survive another glass of champagne to Jack. 379 00:27:37,322 --> 00:27:39,802 - Anyone else? - No thanks. I'm fine 380 00:27:48,233 --> 00:27:52,010 Of course, this is a big offer on swells there. 381 00:27:52,171 --> 00:27:53,445 yes 382 00:27:55,107 --> 00:27:58,577 What I wouldn't give to live in failure like this. 383 00:28:07,386 --> 00:28:09,992 I wish I could give it to you, Horty. 384 00:28:10,489 --> 00:28:12,765 I wish someone would. 385 00:28:17,229 --> 00:28:18,799 Here, Horthy. 386 00:28:20,199 --> 00:28:22,110 I brought you this. 387 00:28:39,384 --> 00:28:43,093 - Can I buy you a drink? - No, it can't. 388 00:28:43,255 --> 00:28:45,235 They are free, sorry. 389 00:28:45,390 --> 00:28:48,337 I know, I know. I was just being polite. 390 00:28:48,927 --> 00:28:52,306 A polite man calls a girl after spending the night with her. 391 00:28:52,464 --> 00:28:53,807 This is usual. 392 00:28:53,966 --> 00:28:57,140 Yes, I know. I meant usual but my aunt... 393 00:28:57,302 --> 00:29:01,307 ...suddenly fell ill in Hialeah. What could I do? 394 00:29:01,473 --> 00:29:04,716 What was your aunt suffering from dirty nose? 395 00:29:06,245 --> 00:29:10,921 Okay, okay. The sick aunt, forget it. 396 00:29:11,083 --> 00:29:15,327 I was betting on the ponies, but I did it all for you I wanted to buy you a hat. 397 00:29:15,487 --> 00:29:19,492 You see, I was 5 to 1 on Sleepwalk in the first and she comes beautiful. 398 00:29:19,658 --> 00:29:23,697 So I decided, let's go for a dress and a pair of matching shoes. 399 00:29:23,862 --> 00:29:26,399 I sit the second knowing that I have a sure thing… 400 00:29:26,565 --> 00:29:28,602 ...for coffee and cigarettes in the third. 401 00:29:30,269 --> 00:29:31,771 And these. 402 00:29:47,986 --> 00:29:49,659 And this. 403 00:29:51,289 --> 00:29:54,827 She breaks out at the gate and soon she is 10 lengths ahead of the others. 404 00:29:54,993 --> 00:29:56,836 Athletes suffocate from her dust... 405 00:29:56,995 --> 00:30:00,374 ...and I see you standing in front of me, all drawn. 406 00:30:00,532 --> 00:30:02,637 God, you are beautiful. 407 00:30:03,368 --> 00:30:06,315 Suddenly, Uppity Up comes with a lit tail. 408 00:30:06,471 --> 00:30:10,613 She wins from the yard and there here goes the hat, here are the shoes. 409 00:30:10,776 --> 00:30:13,780 She comes forward with a dirty nose. 410 00:30:14,346 --> 00:30:18,089 And you stand naked in front to the world with tears in his eyes. 411 00:30:18,250 --> 00:30:20,696 I've never been so ashamed. 412 00:30:21,653 --> 00:30:24,657 Lovey Lou, can you ever forgive me? 413 00:30:27,492 --> 00:30:29,472 Not this year. 414 00:30:35,934 --> 00:30:37,379 women... 415 00:30:38,537 --> 00:30:42,314 You can't live with them. You can't pull them out and shoot them. 416 00:30:42,474 --> 00:30:43,919 amen 417 00:30:50,148 --> 00:30:52,526 Sorry, dreamboat. 418 00:31:00,025 --> 00:31:03,495 Looks like Hortense change my tune for you 419 00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:07,810 merciful! Wonderful, simply wonderful! 420 00:31:08,633 --> 00:31:11,705 Oh god I hope so he didn't steal them. 421 00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:14,544 No, it's not hot ice. He won it in a silly game. 422 00:31:14,706 --> 00:31:16,913 sorry ladies have you met hydrangea 423 00:31:17,075 --> 00:31:19,817 Where it is written that you should bathe a girl... 424 00:31:19,978 --> 00:31:22,151 ...with diamonds to make her love you? 425 00:31:22,314 --> 00:31:24,260 The legs, for example, believed. 426 00:31:24,416 --> 00:31:27,454 That's why he and Regret decided to try their luck... 427 00:31:27,619 --> 00:31:29,826 ...at Minnie the Shrimp poker room. 428 00:31:29,988 --> 00:31:33,128 The last person they expected to see that there is the Great Shelley... 429 00:31:33,291 --> 00:31:37,364 ...who always carried his own cards and its own rules. 430 00:31:39,131 --> 00:31:40,474 How much, Legs? 431 00:31:42,434 --> 00:31:44,038 All of them. 432 00:31:48,206 --> 00:31:49,549 one. 433 00:31:50,542 --> 00:31:53,318 Now I bet the other half. 434 00:31:53,478 --> 00:31:57,858 And for that half, the wild cards it's nines and fives... 435 00:31:58,950 --> 00:32:01,089 ...the man with the axe. 436 00:32:07,192 --> 00:32:11,368 This may be a moment of choice to start a losing streak. 437 00:32:18,537 --> 00:32:20,676 I fold, Big Shelley. 438 00:32:20,839 --> 00:32:23,217 No one folds Big Shelley. 439 00:32:23,508 --> 00:32:25,852 Now bet the other half. 440 00:32:44,362 --> 00:32:45,807 Show! 441 00:33:11,957 --> 00:33:14,801 Good night, Big Shelly! 442 00:33:16,928 --> 00:33:20,341 - Your coat, sir? - What about that? 443 00:33:28,306 --> 00:33:30,217 Uncle Waldo. 444 00:33:31,576 --> 00:33:34,113 Horthy, if you love feet... 445 00:33:34,279 --> 00:33:38,785 ...will you tell him tonight or will you be sorry you haven't done it in a long, long time. 446 00:33:38,950 --> 00:33:40,952 What's all this about, Uncle Waldo? 447 00:33:41,586 --> 00:33:43,122 You love him, don't you? 448 00:33:43,889 --> 00:33:46,631 Well, suppose I do. What does this have to do with anything? 449 00:33:47,559 --> 00:33:51,268 Let's just say the guy is madly in love with you. 450 00:33:51,429 --> 00:33:53,238 - Is he? - yes 451 00:33:53,398 --> 00:33:57,710 And if you don't let him know how you are i feel like it might jump ship or worse. 452 00:33:58,303 --> 00:34:02,718 I'm serious, Horthy. Spend the night. 453 00:34:07,846 --> 00:34:10,827 Mr. Winchester, I am honored. 454 00:34:10,982 --> 00:34:15,055 Promise me you will write nice things for us. 455 00:34:15,220 --> 00:34:20,260 How exciting it must be to be around these lovely types every night. 456 00:34:20,425 --> 00:34:25,568 - And such nicknames! - Honey, you don't know the half of it. 457 00:34:25,730 --> 00:34:28,404 You have to tell me everything your various friends… 458 00:34:28,567 --> 00:34:31,912 ...so I can tell my other guests. They will be thrilled to death… 459 00:34:32,070 --> 00:34:35,643 -...to meet these bad characters. - Oh, yes, yes. 460 00:34:35,807 --> 00:34:41,519 Well, you see that little guy standing there? The one watching you. 461 00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:45,924 It's nobody but Bad Basil Valentine. 462 00:34:46,084 --> 00:34:48,564 Now he may seem harmless… 463 00:34:48,720 --> 00:34:52,964 ... but Bad Basil can barely sleep every night he doesn't kill someone. 464 00:34:53,125 --> 00:34:56,663 My God! He doesn't they look very bad at first glance. 465 00:34:57,028 --> 00:35:00,942 Although now that I review he a little close up... 466 00:35:01,099 --> 00:35:04,637 ...I believe I am discovering an eerie glint in his eyes. 467 00:35:04,803 --> 00:35:07,579 Mr Valentine, I've heard so much about you. 468 00:35:07,739 --> 00:35:10,913 tell me everything and don't be ashamed. 469 00:35:11,076 --> 00:35:15,149 Do you think it is safe to unleash this fatal woman to poor Basil? 470 00:35:15,313 --> 00:35:20,661 Well, I think poor Basil deserves it kinda fun too, right? 471 00:35:23,188 --> 00:35:26,169 - Tell me more. - That's not half of it. 472 00:35:26,324 --> 00:35:29,203 I was up there just last week Chicago on a pleasure trip… 473 00:35:29,361 --> 00:35:32,308 ...when six of the Scarf Ace boys he asked me about the weather. 474 00:35:32,464 --> 00:35:36,207 - What on earth did you do? - I blocked them, of course. 475 00:35:36,368 --> 00:35:40,976 - All of them? How exciting. - Of course. 476 00:35:41,139 --> 00:35:42,982 I can't go back there for a while. 477 00:35:43,141 --> 00:35:46,554 They sealed off the city tighter than a two dollar drum. 478 00:35:52,217 --> 00:35:54,060 Now I can't even take my girl out. 479 00:35:54,219 --> 00:35:56,722 The legs have the ring I was he had to hand it to her. 480 00:35:56,888 --> 00:35:58,993 She won't budge me while we are engaged... 481 00:35:59,157 --> 00:36:02,627 ...so I borrowed it from my mom, but she expects him back tomorrow. 482 00:36:02,794 --> 00:36:04,774 She will kill me. They both are. 483 00:36:04,930 --> 00:36:07,934 That Legs, he's amazing, huh? How did you do it? 484 00:36:08,099 --> 00:36:10,943 - Scragger's Luck. - Oh, the law! 485 00:36:11,102 --> 00:36:15,551 Now it really looks like those wretches the hounds pursue our friend, Regret. 486 00:36:16,274 --> 00:36:18,515 Why else would they follow he through here? 487 00:36:18,677 --> 00:36:20,953 - Not here either. - No, sir. 488 00:36:22,180 --> 00:36:25,024 But now they're on the trail. 489 00:36:28,753 --> 00:36:32,633 You should see me in East Hampton. We will be alone except for the servants. 490 00:36:32,791 --> 00:36:35,237 - You don't say. - I sure do. 491 00:36:35,493 --> 00:36:37,837 - I shouldn't have. - Hello, Hortense. 492 00:36:37,996 --> 00:36:41,273 - Can I talk to you for a second? - Legs, where did you go? 493 00:36:41,433 --> 00:36:44,539 Me and Regret gave Minnie The New Year's Shrimp Game... 494 00:36:44,703 --> 00:36:47,877 -...and I didn't do badly. dancing? - Of course. 495 00:36:48,506 --> 00:36:50,213 Get a job. 496 00:36:50,742 --> 00:36:53,382 - Get a job! Get a job! - That's you. 497 00:36:57,983 --> 00:36:59,462 I brought you something. 498 00:37:01,987 --> 00:37:03,694 Legs. 499 00:37:23,642 --> 00:37:28,284 Nobody ever gives me that much wonderful things at once in my life. 500 00:37:32,150 --> 00:37:35,154 Legs, there's something I never told you. 501 00:37:39,157 --> 00:37:44,004 I have to get to the club. But I'm leaving at dawn. 502 00:37:44,963 --> 00:37:47,307 Do you promise to meet then? 503 00:38:07,485 --> 00:38:13,026 Hey, hey, hey, take it easy, son. It's not even midnight. 504 00:38:13,191 --> 00:38:14,932 midnight? 505 00:38:17,228 --> 00:38:19,868 - Oh, no. - What's wrong? 506 00:38:20,265 --> 00:38:22,677 Waldo, you know something about the law. 507 00:38:22,834 --> 00:38:25,405 I have experience in this matter, around. 508 00:38:25,570 --> 00:38:29,450 - Waldo, I'm in a very hot spot. - What are you worried about? 509 00:38:29,607 --> 00:38:33,714 You have a lot of dough, all of it the night before Doc banned you. 510 00:38:33,878 --> 00:38:35,721 Then you heard? 511 00:38:36,714 --> 00:38:39,422 That's just it. Look now that I have all this dough… 512 00:38:39,584 --> 00:38:42,030 ...things don't seem so difficult as they did before. 513 00:38:42,187 --> 00:38:46,397 I regret making this deal the doctor, because of Hortense. 514 00:38:46,558 --> 00:38:48,902 I think she really is she's starting to like me. 515 00:38:49,661 --> 00:38:52,198 Just go for the old mustache… 516 00:38:52,364 --> 00:38:58,337 ...give him his money back, and tell him you've changed your mind. 517 00:39:05,977 --> 00:39:08,856 of course it's that simple. 518 00:39:09,013 --> 00:39:13,189 Now that I'm loaded I can redeem my life... 519 00:39:13,351 --> 00:39:17,299 ...and there are plenty of potatoes left to keep Hortense interested. 520 00:39:28,700 --> 00:39:33,774 - Thank God. - Done and done. I'm going to the swamp. 521 00:39:35,507 --> 00:39:40,149 I am willing to pay you double which he gave me. 522 00:39:40,311 --> 00:39:44,316 - Here, take... Take 800 simoleons. - Oh, I'm sorry. 523 00:39:44,482 --> 00:39:49,261 Your feet are most urgently needed for an experiment tomorrow afternoon. 524 00:39:49,421 --> 00:39:54,996 - Well, then we'll do 1200. Here. - Oh, no. 525 00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:58,403 That's more than a hundred earth fish. come on... 526 00:39:58,563 --> 00:40:04,946 That wouldn't begin to make up for it time we would lose. I must have your body. 527 00:40:07,505 --> 00:40:10,748 This is my last offer, Boddicker. 528 00:40:12,076 --> 00:40:14,579 Four times what you gave me. 529 00:40:14,746 --> 00:40:18,922 no! get out of here! Now! 530 00:40:22,754 --> 00:40:26,201 Have you seen this fiance of mine without account? 531 00:40:26,357 --> 00:40:28,667 What could it be, Miss Maude? 532 00:40:28,826 --> 00:40:31,306 Don't make fun of me, Soupy Mike. 533 00:40:31,463 --> 00:40:34,239 I'm not in the mood for any of you. 534 00:40:34,399 --> 00:40:37,573 Imagine standing me up on New Year's Eve. 535 00:40:37,735 --> 00:40:39,578 - He stood you up? - yes 536 00:40:39,737 --> 00:40:43,014 If Crunch Sweeney wasn't huge, I would call him a fool or worse. 537 00:40:43,174 --> 00:40:45,313 - You said it. - No, I'm not. 538 00:40:45,477 --> 00:40:48,321 But let's dance about it. 539 00:40:48,479 --> 00:40:52,359 You wouldn't know it by looking at me, but tonight I suffer a similar humiliation. 540 00:40:52,517 --> 00:40:53,996 do you have to 541 00:40:59,057 --> 00:41:02,470 Like Marvin Clay's Trail the killer got hot... 542 00:41:02,627 --> 00:41:05,699 ...things were getting better distinctly cool for The Brain. 543 00:41:07,599 --> 00:41:11,911 - Sam, he's lost a lot of blood. - There's a hospital around the corner. 544 00:41:12,070 --> 00:41:17,110 - Shut up. We tell you where to go. - Just look straight ahead and drive. 545 00:41:18,643 --> 00:41:21,487 This is a terrible thing to be alone on New Year's. 546 00:41:21,813 --> 00:41:24,419 That bad louse. 547 00:41:24,916 --> 00:41:28,659 This is particularly humiliating being alone in public... 548 00:41:28,820 --> 00:41:30,663 ...where everyone can see you. 549 00:41:30,855 --> 00:41:33,597 I never thought of it that way, but you are right. 550 00:41:33,758 --> 00:41:35,738 Of course! 551 00:41:35,893 --> 00:41:40,865 You know, since it's just the two of us both alone in this terrible situation… 552 00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:47,677 ...why don't we come back to you where we can be alone, alone. 553 00:41:49,207 --> 00:41:50,845 yes 554 00:41:51,175 --> 00:41:55,851 - Yes? - yes Let's get out of here. 555 00:41:56,714 --> 00:41:58,660 The big ear. 556 00:42:14,966 --> 00:42:17,173 Lovey Lou and congrats to you. 557 00:42:17,335 --> 00:42:20,214 You better blend in. I save myself for our hostess tonight. 558 00:42:20,371 --> 00:42:22,578 Good for you, Jack. 559 00:42:22,740 --> 00:42:25,949 Don't worry, little sister. It will be your turn later. 560 00:42:26,110 --> 00:42:28,590 They just stepped on me. 561 00:42:29,013 --> 00:42:32,392 Lui Lung lunges at the post. I know it's now or never. 562 00:42:32,550 --> 00:42:36,225 Miss McKail, what a wonderful party you committed tonight-- 563 00:42:36,921 --> 00:42:40,061 - What the hell? - Would you be dear? 564 00:42:40,224 --> 00:42:42,636 Did you say Basil? 565 00:42:49,968 --> 00:42:52,642 Are you bringing drinks for Basil, Jack? 566 00:42:59,077 --> 00:43:01,023 Tough guy. 567 00:43:03,147 --> 00:43:04,717 The usual? 568 00:43:13,691 --> 00:43:15,068 Jack, there it is! 569 00:43:16,628 --> 00:43:17,971 Hit him. 570 00:43:33,878 --> 00:43:38,054 come on, everything is safer than a party on Park Avenue. 571 00:43:38,216 --> 00:43:40,753 Some men conduct themselves as animals. 572 00:43:40,918 --> 00:43:43,228 Boys will be beasts. 573 00:43:43,388 --> 00:43:45,994 But at least someone there's some glitter here. 574 00:43:46,457 --> 00:43:49,233 Very nice shot. 575 00:43:49,927 --> 00:43:54,398 you didn't kill him but he won't have babies. 576 00:43:55,099 --> 00:43:59,548 You know what they say for men with small mustaches. 577 00:44:04,108 --> 00:44:09,080 oh no what's wrong silver slippers? 578 00:44:10,615 --> 00:44:14,757 - I'm sorry. - Not the jealous ones. 579 00:44:14,919 --> 00:44:19,197 - He left with Maud. - A skunk. 580 00:44:20,925 --> 00:44:24,668 - I'll forget it. - can you 581 00:44:29,367 --> 00:44:34,373 come on it's almost show time. Let's get out of here. 582 00:44:34,739 --> 00:44:38,209 This place has a curse. 583 00:44:41,846 --> 00:44:45,760 Oh, she's beautiful, Brain. All your dolls are. 584 00:44:45,917 --> 00:44:50,229 - I beg your pardon, but the brain... - Blow it, dwarf. 585 00:44:52,423 --> 00:44:54,630 I'm not a dwarf. 586 00:46:18,876 --> 00:46:22,221 Like the rest of the city, it was ready to ring in the New Year... 587 00:46:22,380 --> 00:46:25,361 ... The legs sat alone with Old Man Trouble. 588 00:46:25,516 --> 00:46:27,826 His story may have it ended right here... 589 00:46:27,985 --> 00:46:32,058 ...if you didn't remember yours promise to meet Horthy at Mizzoo's. 590 00:46:35,092 --> 00:46:37,766 It's about midnight on New Year's Eve... 591 00:46:37,929 --> 00:46:40,739 ...that makes you sit up and thinks about things. 592 00:46:41,399 --> 00:46:43,879 Maybe because where you are at this moment... 593 00:46:44,035 --> 00:46:46,641 ...says a lot about where you might finish someday. 594 00:46:46,804 --> 00:46:49,478 I just want to go home. 595 00:46:50,408 --> 00:46:53,981 Thank you again for joining us in our Times Square New Years Party... 596 00:46:54,145 --> 00:46:56,056 ...where there are over 3000 people... 597 00:46:56,213 --> 00:47:00,286 ... waiting for the countdown to end since 1928, just a few minutes away. 598 00:47:00,451 --> 00:47:02,556 Ten, nine... 599 00:47:02,887 --> 00:47:04,889 ...eight, seven... 600 00:47:05,323 --> 00:47:07,234 ...six, five... 601 00:47:11,863 --> 00:47:14,867 happy new year! 602 00:48:05,216 --> 00:48:07,492 Hello sweetmeat. Sorry to keep you waiting. 603 00:48:07,652 --> 00:48:10,997 - You didn't. - Hello, beautiful! Hello beautiful! 604 00:48:11,155 --> 00:48:14,830 This is quite common. When will I receive the tour? 605 00:48:14,992 --> 00:48:16,869 Come back here. talk to me 606 00:48:17,028 --> 00:48:22,706 I wouldn't talk to you with anyone foreign mouth. And don't follow me. 607 00:48:25,436 --> 00:48:28,315 Hello, fool! Hello, fool! 608 00:48:30,841 --> 00:48:32,445 Polly! 609 00:48:35,413 --> 00:48:38,326 I think he shot Polly. 610 00:48:48,426 --> 00:48:53,535 - sorry I didn't realize it was a bird. - You didn't understand? 611 00:48:53,698 --> 00:48:59,148 This parrot was worth more than you, you cheap fool! 612 00:48:59,303 --> 00:49:01,715 You are nothing but a murderous bully… 613 00:49:01,872 --> 00:49:05,649 ... target practice of an unarmed bird! 614 00:49:06,711 --> 00:49:11,421 don't say anything This is a grave social error. 615 00:49:28,933 --> 00:49:31,641 Find me a beak, Basil. 616 00:49:59,663 --> 00:50:01,506 Kill him, Basil. 617 00:50:04,035 --> 00:50:07,141 - Kill him? - Oh, be sweet. 618 00:50:07,304 --> 00:50:11,548 What's one more murder to you? when would it mean so much to me? 619 00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:18,985 Mod! Oh no! 620 00:50:19,150 --> 00:50:21,630 I was supposed to meet her hours ago. 621 00:50:21,786 --> 00:50:26,394 I'm as dead as you! She's upstairs all bats when the time comes! 622 00:50:26,557 --> 00:50:30,232 don't worry Bobby Baker will take The Brain. 623 00:50:31,529 --> 00:50:34,510 Just to be sure, let's bring it. 624 00:50:57,588 --> 00:50:59,397 Let me try. 625 00:51:01,926 --> 00:51:03,599 Hi Bobby. 626 00:51:05,196 --> 00:51:07,836 As you can see, not a very good evening. 627 00:51:08,332 --> 00:51:12,144 The brain was somewhat I had an inconvenience a few hours ago... 628 00:51:12,303 --> 00:51:16,615 ...and his last words before he stops talking are: 629 00:51:16,774 --> 00:51:18,720 -"Take me to my Bobby." - Go away, Sam. 630 00:51:18,876 --> 00:51:21,015 - No, you have to let... - I'll call the cops... 631 00:51:21,178 --> 00:51:24,022 ...and you might get arrested on suspicion... 632 00:51:24,181 --> 00:51:26,127 ...that you know how he got hurt. 633 00:51:33,324 --> 00:51:36,828 hey wait! wait! 634 00:51:36,994 --> 00:51:38,905 So it's almost 2am... 635 00:51:39,063 --> 00:51:43,512 ...and the only thing that can be said because The Brain is, he is well dressed. 636 00:51:43,667 --> 00:51:47,114 Meanwhile, the rest of us we ended up at Mizzoo. 637 00:51:47,271 --> 00:51:50,047 I told you I'd bring us back here, didn't I? 638 00:51:50,207 --> 00:51:53,017 And just in time for the show. 639 00:54:20,557 --> 00:54:24,903 - Was I terrible? - No, you have a nice voice. 640 00:54:26,230 --> 00:54:29,177 Always? do i bring chicks with me 641 00:54:29,333 --> 00:54:32,803 All kinds of nonsense. I can't find it. 642 00:54:32,970 --> 00:54:35,746 relax You can be seen in a public place without spitting. 643 00:54:35,906 --> 00:54:39,877 We do not discuss tailoring matters Here we talk about my life. 644 00:54:40,044 --> 00:54:42,854 - What's the big deal? - What's the big deal? 645 00:54:43,013 --> 00:54:46,460 If Crunch Sweeney discovers the spit, and realizes it's not his spit... 646 00:54:46,617 --> 00:54:50,793 ...and links it to another dispute, which happens to be mine, I'm dead. 647 00:54:50,954 --> 00:54:53,730 Oh, I'm sorry, you're such a child. 648 00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:58,702 Okay. Let's see. 649 00:55:14,144 --> 00:55:18,820 i am saved Will I do it? see you at the club, Maude? 650 00:55:18,983 --> 00:55:22,453 Should I move out of this room? No thanks. 651 00:55:22,620 --> 00:55:26,727 I'll wait quietly here for mine beloved Crunch Sweeney... 652 00:55:26,890 --> 00:55:29,166 ...then carefully kill him in his sleep. 653 00:55:32,796 --> 00:55:36,903 Oh Legs, are you okay? 654 00:55:38,135 --> 00:55:43,016 see yourself We'll get back to yours place when i get off ok? 655 00:55:43,574 --> 00:55:48,148 Hortense, I don't know if I'll make it. 656 00:55:51,381 --> 00:55:53,588 You see, I have this deal… 657 00:55:53,751 --> 00:55:55,697 -...and well... - Who is she? 658 00:55:55,853 --> 00:55:59,027 - No, it's not what you think. - I've been around the block... 659 00:55:59,189 --> 00:56:03,262 ...several times and heard every line in the book. You're not playing fair. 660 00:56:04,828 --> 00:56:08,935 Sorry, I didn't mean it to blow your ears 661 00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:14,039 But I have prints all over my back from every guy I've ever dated. 662 00:56:19,143 --> 00:56:20,884 Oh Horty. 663 00:56:21,979 --> 00:56:26,655 Everything I did tonight I did it with you in mind. 664 00:56:27,384 --> 00:56:29,830 Oh, I know you did. 665 00:56:29,987 --> 00:56:32,695 So don't leave. 666 00:56:32,856 --> 00:56:37,805 If you are half as fond of me as I am to you, you'll be here at dawn. 667 00:56:37,961 --> 00:56:41,033 Horty. Horty, we are. 668 00:57:24,474 --> 00:57:27,045 You have lipstick on all over your cheek, my friend. 669 00:57:27,210 --> 00:57:31,852 Say, did I miss her number? Hey buddy, where are you going? 670 00:57:34,084 --> 00:57:39,830 Sorry, going to Welsh for the first time in my life. 671 00:57:40,290 --> 00:57:42,861 I knew you had it in you. 672 00:57:45,395 --> 00:57:51,073 Havana, cigarettes, Havana. It's been forever, I'm sorry. 673 00:57:52,169 --> 00:57:55,844 - I love this new fragrance, Yvette. - You gave it to me, remember? 674 00:57:56,006 --> 00:58:00,216 Of course I do. Say, did Lovey Lou go on yet? 675 00:58:00,944 --> 00:58:03,515 You just missed him. She's in the back. 676 00:58:03,680 --> 00:58:05,921 Thank you beautiful. 677 00:58:43,554 --> 00:58:46,091 what are you doing here in the cold? 678 00:58:46,490 --> 00:58:48,993 Enjoying the scenery. 679 00:58:49,359 --> 00:58:52,704 Isn't Palm Beach beautiful this time of year? 680 00:58:54,298 --> 00:58:56,403 Go away, Regret. 681 00:59:01,705 --> 00:59:03,742 Hey, give me a chance to explain. 682 00:59:03,907 --> 00:59:07,753 If your excuses were snowflakes, we would be digging until Easter. 683 00:59:08,545 --> 00:59:11,116 I saw you bouncing with Maud. 684 00:59:11,281 --> 00:59:13,818 And I can smell her perfume on you now. 685 00:59:13,984 --> 00:59:15,759 You are a child, sorry... 686 00:59:15,919 --> 00:59:18,957 ...and I guess I was too. But that doesn't matter anymore. 687 00:59:19,122 --> 00:59:23,332 I won't get wrinkles waiting for you to realize that we are good for each other. 688 00:59:23,961 --> 00:59:29,070 You will know it too late when I'm married to some stockbroker. 689 00:59:30,334 --> 00:59:34,908 If you want to make me feel cheap and scratched, you've done a great job. 690 00:59:35,605 --> 00:59:37,778 But it's already too late. 691 00:59:38,275 --> 00:59:40,653 I'm cold now. 692 00:59:42,312 --> 00:59:44,121 goodbye 693 01:00:13,977 --> 01:00:16,753 - Oh, you are. - Do you know this person? 694 01:00:16,914 --> 01:00:18,393 of course 695 01:00:18,548 --> 01:00:22,155 This is the gentleman who gave it to me five bucks for my flowers earlier. 696 01:00:22,319 --> 01:00:23,821 what's going on 697 01:00:23,987 --> 01:00:29,027 Nothing special unless we get he will be crying somewhere soon. 698 01:00:29,192 --> 01:00:32,867 - Bring him to my house. - Cold. 699 01:00:33,029 --> 01:00:35,509 - Come on, Brain. - It's warm inside. 700 01:00:35,666 --> 01:00:38,010 You can rest there until you get help. 701 01:00:42,839 --> 01:00:44,477 Got you, boss. 702 01:00:55,852 --> 01:00:57,923 Wait miss... 703 01:00:59,489 --> 01:01:01,196 ...is there a phone here? 704 01:01:01,358 --> 01:01:05,170 There's one in front of the pharmacy, if you want to come with me 705 01:01:18,442 --> 01:01:21,013 - Swiss cheese on rye. - Hold the mustard? 706 01:01:29,820 --> 01:01:33,597 Miss McKail is very, very very angry that he shot Polly. 707 01:01:33,757 --> 01:01:36,363 She hates you because Polly is a family heirloom. 708 01:01:36,526 --> 01:01:41,737 Tell her I'll apologize and buy her new bird when i get the price. 709 01:01:41,898 --> 01:01:44,606 Well, I don't think so a new bird will do, Jack. 710 01:01:44,768 --> 01:01:46,839 She's after me to shoot you. 711 01:01:47,004 --> 01:01:51,077 Jack, somewhere she gets the idea that I am a very tough person. 712 01:01:51,274 --> 01:01:52,810 Nate, do you believe this? 713 01:01:52,976 --> 01:01:55,513 She says if I don't shoot you, she won't love me... 714 01:01:55,679 --> 01:01:59,388 ...and I greatly wish to have her love me, because I'm daffy about her. 715 01:02:00,050 --> 01:02:01,552 so... 716 01:02:01,718 --> 01:02:05,530 ...I'm wondering how much it would take to hold still and let me shoot you. 717 01:02:05,689 --> 01:02:08,761 Basil, you must be screwy. 718 01:02:08,925 --> 01:02:10,768 I don't mean to really shoot you. 719 01:02:10,961 --> 01:02:15,933 I mean to shoot with a blank, so Miss MacKyle will think I am shooting you. 720 01:02:16,233 --> 01:02:18,235 It will make her very grateful to me... 721 01:02:18,402 --> 01:02:22,714 ...and all you have to do is play dead, then lay low until after we are married. 722 01:02:29,012 --> 01:02:32,653 I think maybe I can pay you 1000 bones for such work. 723 01:02:34,851 --> 01:02:40,597 Why, your proposition sounds very reasonable, at that... 724 01:02:40,757 --> 01:02:43,704 ...but they better be two big ones while doing so. 725 01:02:43,860 --> 01:02:46,898 - Two thousand? - Take it or leave it. 726 01:02:49,933 --> 01:02:52,209 good. 727 01:02:53,437 --> 01:02:57,681 I don't care where they are, take Doc Frischer and Jaimie Weisberger for... 728 01:02:57,841 --> 01:02:59,184 wait 729 01:02:59,743 --> 01:03:04,249 327 West 47th Street. It is a matter of life and death. 730 01:03:04,414 --> 01:03:06,758 The life and death of the brain. 731 01:03:09,552 --> 01:03:12,294 So what's up with the dwarf in bed? 732 01:03:12,456 --> 01:03:15,994 This is my son, Joey. He was very sick. 733 01:03:17,394 --> 01:03:18,702 Doc... 734 01:03:18,862 --> 01:03:22,036 ...I know that under many circumstances... 735 01:03:22,432 --> 01:03:26,278 ...you are a sensible person. 736 01:03:26,903 --> 01:03:30,646 And I insist-- No, wait a minute. It could ruin my reputation. 737 01:03:30,807 --> 01:03:33,913 Any experienced Welsher it will just blow up the city. 738 01:03:34,077 --> 01:03:38,651 But this was new to Feet. It would take some work. 739 01:03:41,151 --> 01:03:43,722 - Let's get out of here. - Let's go. come on 740 01:03:44,087 --> 01:03:47,091 Doc. Doc. 741 01:03:47,257 --> 01:03:51,103 It could ruin my reputation, but I insist that you cancel this deal. 742 01:03:51,261 --> 01:03:54,470 I'm in love with the doll of my dreams and it would be hard… 743 01:03:54,631 --> 01:03:58,704 ...to have a relationship if I'm dead. It's all about appealing to his romantic side. 744 01:04:00,570 --> 01:04:02,140 Crunch? 745 01:04:04,174 --> 01:04:06,552 - Whatever...? - Right! 746 01:04:06,943 --> 01:04:08,786 Hurry up. Hurry up. 747 01:04:12,249 --> 01:04:15,230 These dogs are tracking dogs the gopher who iced Marvin Clay. 748 01:04:15,385 --> 01:04:19,231 - They brought us right here. - Well, I don't know anything about it. 749 01:04:19,823 --> 01:04:23,134 You realize you can be accomplice to murder? 750 01:04:23,460 --> 01:04:25,906 If I tell you who was here I would cause murder. 751 01:04:26,062 --> 01:04:29,600 Are you coming sir? Those dogs are halfway from the door. 752 01:04:30,433 --> 01:04:33,175 We are very close now. 753 01:04:35,505 --> 01:04:38,452 And Handsome Jack agrees to the proposal. 754 01:04:38,608 --> 01:04:41,612 So it was all a joke. 755 01:04:41,778 --> 01:04:45,988 Of course I'll give you my gun. For a fin. 756 01:04:53,123 --> 01:04:55,194 And it must be filled with blanks. 757 01:04:55,358 --> 01:05:00,103 Of course it will also costs you another fin. 758 01:05:06,736 --> 01:05:08,682 They are upstairs. 759 01:05:08,839 --> 01:05:11,046 Will you show me how to use the gun? 760 01:05:11,208 --> 01:05:17,284 Oh, that's a cinch. i learned to shoot before I can speak. 761 01:05:23,086 --> 01:05:25,862 - This could ruin my reputation. - No! 762 01:05:26,022 --> 01:05:28,628 You miserable Welshman. 763 01:05:31,161 --> 01:05:37,168 Come back here, you. I'll catch you. You Welsher! 764 01:06:03,426 --> 01:06:05,303 The flower doll. 765 01:06:08,464 --> 01:06:12,344 Keep your strength. The doctor will be here soon. 766 01:06:12,936 --> 01:06:14,973 Hello, kid. 767 01:06:15,572 --> 01:06:18,314 Excuse me, sir. I'll make you some tea. 768 01:06:23,747 --> 01:06:25,556 What is wrong with the child? 769 01:06:25,715 --> 01:06:28,696 i don't know but she said you saved his life. 770 01:06:29,285 --> 01:06:32,289 - How? - She said you gave her a fin... 771 01:06:32,455 --> 01:06:35,402 ...and she uses it to buy drugs. 772 01:06:35,559 --> 01:06:37,470 But I don't know if it works. 773 01:06:37,627 --> 01:06:40,335 He hasn't moved an inch since we've been here. 774 01:06:42,332 --> 01:06:44,107 Here, sir. 775 01:06:44,968 --> 01:06:46,777 Sip some. 776 01:06:58,148 --> 01:06:59,889 mom? 777 01:07:00,050 --> 01:07:01,552 Joey. 778 01:07:03,053 --> 01:07:04,555 Joey. 779 01:07:16,499 --> 01:07:20,106 - Who is the paw? - Shut up, Joey. 780 01:07:20,604 --> 01:07:24,552 - This is Mr. Brain. - The brain? Here? 781 01:07:24,707 --> 01:07:27,347 I'm a very big fan. 782 01:07:30,914 --> 01:07:33,326 Come in, Doc. He came back here. 783 01:07:35,251 --> 01:07:37,754 - Hi, Jaimie. - Stay out of trouble? 784 01:07:38,188 --> 01:07:40,691 Come to the kitchen, Joey, I'll bring you some soup. 785 01:07:40,890 --> 01:07:42,699 Yeah, come on, kid. 786 01:07:48,098 --> 01:07:49,600 Doc. 787 01:07:50,266 --> 01:07:52,007 Ok brain… 788 01:07:53,336 --> 01:07:55,646 ...let's take a look. 789 01:08:01,844 --> 01:08:04,688 Good afternoon, judge. You look well guarded. 790 01:08:04,847 --> 01:08:07,191 Good morning, Mizzoo. 791 01:08:08,484 --> 01:08:11,294 A hot foot and you are on the ear. 792 01:08:11,454 --> 01:08:13,331 Who, me? 793 01:08:22,866 --> 01:08:24,573 What will you have? 794 01:08:27,003 --> 01:08:32,646 Oh, take this, Waldo, murder in the aviary. 795 01:08:33,242 --> 01:08:36,712 I don't know, dead bird. 796 01:08:39,382 --> 01:08:41,555 A dead bird. 797 01:08:44,587 --> 01:08:46,863 There's Mizzoo tells everything he knows. 798 01:08:47,023 --> 01:08:50,527 Yes, which is very common before it happens. 799 01:08:52,895 --> 01:08:57,366 Well, she's in for a big surprise tonight. Look who's here. 800 01:08:59,168 --> 01:09:02,149 Here comes the ice man. 801 01:09:07,210 --> 01:09:09,281 Handsome Jack Madigan... 802 01:09:09,445 --> 01:09:11,652 ...your time has come. 803 01:09:21,324 --> 01:09:22,826 Oh, you bastard. 804 01:09:26,729 --> 01:09:28,003 It cannot be loaded. 805 01:09:28,164 --> 01:09:32,044 Holy Mother of Mary, Jesus Christ on a crooked crutch. 806 01:09:32,201 --> 01:09:35,273 You have enough slugs to sink tugboat. Where did you get that? 807 01:09:35,438 --> 01:09:37,247 - Red Henry. - Red Henry! 808 01:09:38,108 --> 01:09:41,612 Don't let her go. I love this girl. 809 01:09:41,778 --> 01:09:45,055 Long live and I swear... 810 01:09:45,214 --> 01:09:47,888 ...I will never play pony again. 811 01:09:48,251 --> 01:09:50,822 And keep you from Maud? 812 01:10:04,901 --> 01:10:07,541 I never believed he would take me seriously. 813 01:10:07,704 --> 01:10:10,947 I didn't mean for him to actually shoot someone. 814 01:10:11,107 --> 01:10:14,611 Although I appreciate it your concern, pumpkin. 815 01:10:14,777 --> 01:10:19,522 I guess I'm just not used to dealing with characters as heavy as Basil here. 816 01:10:20,216 --> 01:10:22,059 Oh, it's a pickle. 817 01:10:22,218 --> 01:10:25,597 It might even spark some gossip, which could reach the authorities… 818 01:10:25,755 --> 01:10:27,325 ...and maybe even the documents. 819 01:10:27,490 --> 01:10:31,768 Consider this: "Harriet McIle, gun moll!" 820 01:10:33,630 --> 01:10:35,132 basil. 821 01:10:36,299 --> 01:10:37,801 Mizzou... 822 01:10:40,169 --> 01:10:42,012 ...I don't know how that happened. 823 01:10:42,172 --> 01:10:45,415 Red Henry pulled your switch, tough guy. 824 01:10:46,042 --> 01:10:49,023 He is angry about Handsome Jack hitting it tonight... 825 01:10:49,179 --> 01:10:52,183 ...and he used you to play this little trick on him. 826 01:10:52,348 --> 01:10:54,624 I'm such a fool. 827 01:10:56,786 --> 01:10:58,129 What if she screams? 828 01:10:58,988 --> 01:11:00,934 Don't be funny. 829 01:11:01,090 --> 01:11:04,435 See, it was a little deeper by skeeters. 830 01:11:04,594 --> 01:11:08,974 But firecrackers attract coppers. You would better hide in the dressing room. 831 01:11:09,132 --> 01:11:10,634 come on 832 01:11:13,770 --> 01:11:17,877 Okay, now bring on the swings! 833 01:11:25,682 --> 01:11:29,152 The man who did this to you was something of an expert. 834 01:11:29,319 --> 01:11:32,732 Your encounter with Dempsey is over in a few weeks. 835 01:11:32,889 --> 01:11:34,596 Medical orders. 836 01:11:35,224 --> 01:11:37,465 And no laughing. 837 01:11:37,627 --> 01:11:38,901 Consider my stitch work. 838 01:11:40,497 --> 01:11:42,499 Okay, Doc. 839 01:11:44,200 --> 01:11:46,680 Now give me a few minutes alone with Jaime. 840 01:12:00,316 --> 01:12:02,227 it's not good 841 01:12:21,070 --> 01:12:24,017 Stop you welsher! 842 01:12:26,209 --> 01:12:28,883 A madman is chasing me with a meat knife. 843 01:12:35,485 --> 01:12:37,396 What more--? 844 01:12:43,059 --> 01:12:46,006 That's the stupid guy who gives me all the bracelets. 845 01:12:46,162 --> 01:12:48,233 Who, Dr. Boddicker? 846 01:12:48,398 --> 01:12:51,004 - He's the man I sold my body to. - You what? 847 01:12:51,167 --> 01:12:55,775 I'm madly in love with you, Horty, and I knew I had no chance... 848 01:12:55,938 --> 01:12:59,044 ... so I sold my body to get some dough… 849 01:12:59,208 --> 01:13:02,587 ...to show you a good time before i die 850 01:13:06,349 --> 01:13:08,386 I love you, Legs. 851 01:13:10,019 --> 01:13:13,228 You are the only person who once threw down his body for me. 852 01:13:17,393 --> 01:13:19,771 Okay, okay, you fools! 853 01:13:19,929 --> 01:13:23,877 What, have you never seen true love before? 854 01:13:24,033 --> 01:13:26,013 Well, let's see here. 855 01:13:26,169 --> 01:13:29,082 After you're so hungry for fun... 856 01:13:29,238 --> 01:13:31,650 ... Mizzoo will give it to you. 857 01:13:31,808 --> 01:13:33,685 Do you love him dearly? 858 01:13:35,378 --> 01:13:38,188 Do you like it nasty? 859 01:13:48,858 --> 01:13:51,395 - Hey, it's the dogs. - Get them off me. 860 01:13:51,561 --> 01:13:55,134 - Okay, okay. - Don't let them eat me, I'll admit it. 861 01:13:55,298 --> 01:13:58,177 - Here it is. - I don't want anyone to leave here. 862 01:13:58,801 --> 01:14:01,042 End of the trail. 863 01:14:01,237 --> 01:14:02,773 Arrest this man. 864 01:14:03,406 --> 01:14:05,647 - For what? - Marvin Clay. 865 01:14:06,409 --> 01:14:09,390 - He hit me first. - It doesn't give you the right to kill him. 866 01:14:13,249 --> 01:14:16,196 - Are they here because of me? - Don't let them take you alive. 867 01:14:16,352 --> 01:14:20,129 Shut it up, Basil. they are chasing a real killer. 868 01:14:20,489 --> 01:14:22,992 Now, what's going on here? 869 01:14:23,426 --> 01:14:25,633 I shot Marvin Clay. 870 01:14:25,795 --> 01:14:27,138 He is a pig. 871 01:14:27,296 --> 01:14:30,334 Not satisfied with what he tried with me two years ago... 872 01:14:30,499 --> 01:14:32,740 ...and tries his devilry to my little sister. 873 01:14:32,902 --> 01:14:35,041 - How do you know? - He told me sorry. 874 01:14:35,204 --> 01:14:38,344 So I shoot him and hope he's dead and went where he belonged. 875 01:14:38,508 --> 01:14:41,682 I won't give you arguments about where Marvin Clay belongs. 876 01:14:41,844 --> 01:14:45,291 But you run away from here. Go home. 877 01:14:46,015 --> 01:14:47,995 Everyone go home. 878 01:14:48,151 --> 01:14:51,598 Yes, dear. It gets very hot here. 879 01:14:51,754 --> 01:14:53,631 The boat to England leaves at noon. 880 01:14:53,789 --> 01:14:56,599 And there always is premium pass available. 881 01:14:56,759 --> 01:14:59,535 Let's get it to the Riviera for a while. 882 01:14:59,696 --> 01:15:01,505 Good idea. 883 01:15:03,399 --> 01:15:05,709 I will not leave Regret. 884 01:15:06,669 --> 01:15:09,309 Listen up, dogs it was right after the little ones. 885 01:15:09,472 --> 01:15:11,645 - I had nothing to do with it. - Reserve it. 886 01:15:11,808 --> 01:15:15,585 - Marvin Clay! You're dead! - This is news to me. 887 01:15:15,745 --> 01:15:18,589 Crocker diagnoses you. 888 01:15:18,748 --> 01:15:20,591 The diagnosis was a canard. 889 01:15:20,750 --> 01:15:23,287 It had to be. You're too fat to be a ghost. 890 01:15:23,453 --> 01:15:27,060 Looks like we need to change the charge of attempted murder. 891 01:15:28,558 --> 01:15:31,630 As much as I hate to watch for this scum to go free was not Regret. 892 01:15:31,794 --> 01:15:34,775 For the love of God, who was it then 893 01:15:35,965 --> 01:15:37,808 I'm not saying. 894 01:15:38,368 --> 01:15:40,279 I don't want to press charges. 895 01:15:54,183 --> 01:15:57,164 Get out your notebook, Jaime. 896 01:16:01,557 --> 01:16:03,059 now... 897 01:16:05,428 --> 01:16:10,309 ...let's turn our thoughts to the future. 898 01:16:26,082 --> 01:16:29,461 Good morning doc. can i buy you a drink 899 01:16:30,920 --> 01:16:33,025 Didn't Hortense look excited? 900 01:16:33,189 --> 01:16:38,605 She is in love, which is not always the case the disaster it is expected to be. 901 01:16:38,761 --> 01:16:42,675 Something tells me it is dragging him straight to the altar. 902 01:16:42,832 --> 01:16:45,108 This is a big step. 903 01:16:45,568 --> 01:16:47,946 Don't look too debilitating. 904 01:16:48,504 --> 01:16:50,450 No, it doesn't work. 905 01:16:52,775 --> 01:16:56,621 I give you even odds that we can beat them to the chapel with a dirty nose. 906 01:17:07,490 --> 01:17:09,367 This is my line. 907 01:17:09,525 --> 01:17:12,529 All right, wretches, take it from above! 908 01:17:15,998 --> 01:17:18,103 Watch this. 909 01:17:40,056 --> 01:17:43,003 Horty, every night in my little room... 910 01:17:43,159 --> 01:17:47,767 ...I dream of you looking good in all these shining things. 911 01:17:51,634 --> 01:17:53,705 I almost forgot. 912 01:17:59,241 --> 01:18:01,221 And that's just the beginning. 913 01:18:01,377 --> 01:18:05,985 Maybe I can get you some rubies and emeralds... 914 01:18:06,149 --> 01:18:10,029 ...and maybe even a fur coat so you don't catch a cold. 915 01:18:10,620 --> 01:18:13,692 I don't need any of them uptown geegaws, legs. 916 01:18:14,924 --> 01:18:17,495 I'm not a showroom mannequin. 917 01:18:17,793 --> 01:18:19,136 How are you, Horty? 918 01:18:19,295 --> 01:18:22,833 Yes, but what should I do? with all these things? 919 01:18:23,366 --> 01:18:25,812 You can't plant this thing. 920 01:18:27,570 --> 01:18:29,811 They don't make little babies. 921 01:18:32,541 --> 01:18:36,819 Let's throw them for a quarter acre in Newark and municipal bonds. 922 01:18:37,446 --> 01:18:40,518 I want to hear the line on little feet. 923 01:18:40,816 --> 01:18:42,796 Oh Horty. 924 01:18:42,952 --> 01:18:44,431 Oh, that sounds perfect. 925 01:18:45,054 --> 01:18:47,056 Can we keep chickens too? 926 01:18:47,757 --> 01:18:51,170 We can lift anything little heartfelt wishes, Horthy, dear. 927 01:18:51,327 --> 01:18:54,035 Feety, I can't wait. 928 01:18:54,197 --> 01:18:56,234 I know a 24-hour chapel in Hackensack... 929 01:18:56,398 --> 01:18:58,275 ...where you don't need it blood test. 930 01:19:03,873 --> 01:19:05,784 have we met 931 01:19:13,282 --> 01:19:16,229 I outdid myself tonight. 932 01:19:43,079 --> 01:19:45,150 The brain is dead. 933 01:19:46,449 --> 01:19:48,656 Brain dead? 934 01:19:48,818 --> 01:19:52,231 - Where? - At the colored doll. 935 01:19:52,388 --> 01:19:56,632 She's the only one who would take it in all numb. 936 01:19:58,093 --> 01:20:01,973 She barely knows him but she has a big heart. 937 01:20:05,568 --> 01:20:07,809 She is also very rich now. 938 01:20:09,171 --> 01:20:12,175 Her brain leaves all its money. 939 01:20:13,643 --> 01:20:15,520 Sorry, Mizzoo. 940 01:20:15,678 --> 01:20:17,919 Go on with your song. 941 01:20:25,254 --> 01:20:26,756 brain... 942 01:20:27,890 --> 01:20:30,393 ...this one is for you. 943 01:20:32,194 --> 01:20:34,333 Come on guys. 944 01:20:41,771 --> 01:20:44,308 It was the beginning of a new year. 945 01:20:44,473 --> 01:20:48,046 But I couldn't help but think that this is the end of an era. 946 01:20:48,744 --> 01:20:51,315 Has anyone seen Maud tonight? 947 01:20:52,515 --> 01:20:55,189 Not after the blow with McKail. 948 01:21:16,905 --> 01:21:20,318 Waldo take care of it Lovey Lou comes home well. 949 01:21:20,476 --> 01:21:21,750 where are you going 950 01:21:21,911 --> 01:21:25,620 It looked like this a minute ago You were directed to the attached post. 951 01:21:26,048 --> 01:21:30,258 I have a little problem with Crunch Sweeney, which may require travel. 952 01:21:30,419 --> 01:21:32,262 Crunch Sweeney? What is he to you? 953 01:21:32,421 --> 01:21:34,833 nothing And I would like it to remain so. 954 01:21:34,990 --> 01:21:38,062 He can hear hounds tracking Maud tonight. 955 01:21:38,227 --> 01:21:41,765 And I'd rather not be around when he gets the wrong idea. 956 01:21:46,635 --> 01:21:52,142 If I were you, I'd want a Lovey Lou along for the ride. 957 01:22:06,088 --> 01:22:08,090 Good night, Crunch. 958 01:22:56,905 --> 01:22:59,818 Yes, it was one hell of a night. 959 01:22:59,975 --> 01:23:02,546 Some fine French writer once said: 960 01:23:02,711 --> 01:23:06,284 “The only true paradises are the ones we lost.” 961 01:23:06,448 --> 01:23:09,019 Well, that seems partly true. 962 01:23:09,185 --> 01:23:13,930 Broadway, 1928, it certainly is is already a thing of the past. 963 01:23:14,089 --> 01:23:18,060 But love defies the odds, and from all that I hear... 964 01:23:18,227 --> 01:23:20,764 ...Regrets and Love Lou, Legs and legs... 965 01:23:20,930 --> 01:23:22,534 ...and even Basil and Harriet... 966 01:23:22,698 --> 01:23:27,545 ...still enjoying it their own little corners of paradise.